smokingjointswithmileycyrus:

relationship goal: a relationship

textiesME
And when I shall die, take him and cut him up in little stars, and he will make the face of heaven so fine that all the world will fall in love with night and pay no worship to the garish sun.

furbearingbrick:

vampirequeeneffeffia:

rita-haxx:

Fucking Christ

These are technically still facts.

buzzkill facts totally need to be a thing

amazingfacts

We don’t think you’re disgusting, do we;” or, Inadvertent zoo dates are the best dates

celestialsweet:

i hope someone has a secret crush on me. at least a little tiny one.like a baby sprout one…like a little drop maybe,a little syrupy drop of crushy crush baby love nectar